- me: I'm sad
- other people: there's kids starving in africa
- me: wow well obviously i didn't know that because I'm an idiot but now that you've pointed it out my sadness has magically been cured thank you
I agree completely, that’s pretty much my golden rule. *he smiles warmly, then laughs* I have~ And now I have to politely excuse myself because it is time for a TV marathon, talk to you soon, Cade~!
It’s probably because you’re friendly and sweet. *he smiles and nods* I do pay attention to you!
You should’ve told me before!! Hey!! I’ve kind of silently paid attention to you anyways. I’m not at all a creeper.
Of course I won’t hate you! I can honestly say that there isn’t anyone that I truly hate at the moment. There are people I dislike, but you won’t be among them. *he smiles* I’m okay with crazy or normal.
Just… hrrm? *he repeats with a raised brow before laughing softly* I want love at all times, anonymous or not. Feel free to drop in any time and love on me, it’ll be returned, promise.
That’s really great! Yes, you do for sure. *he laughs and wiggles his hips* You should! Be confident, confidence is healthy, we can grow our confidence together. *he nods*
See, then this’ll work out perfectly. Just think of me as your own personal pixie. I also have a tendency for spamming people with random facts about animals. Either their favorite or just….animals I’m interested in. /she shrugs her shoulders, eyes widening slightly; Awww! You have a little girl? I bet she’s adorable.
That does sound perfect. I need my own personal pixie. I love all animals, but pandas are probably my favorite. It depends on the day. *he smiles proudly and nods* She’s the most beautiful thing in the entire world, of course. She’s nine days old so she’s just a baby.
Nope, you are officially a friend now, too, I’ve racked up three of those today. *he smiles warmly* Ah, thank you, I really do try. New friends are wonderful, friends that last a while are even better.